World / a year ago
Seoul-licit Activity: Company Arrested for Sangsang Shenanigans!
Seoul-licit shenanigans lead to the arrest of event-management company Seventh Heaven, sparking a debate about the moral limits of underground fun.
In an ironic twist of fate, the enterprising party-planners of the notorious Seoul-licit event, code named 'Sangsang Shenanigans,' have been outwitted by their own fabulous soiree.
Seventh Heaven, a South Korean event-management company with a glittering reputation for creative excellence and an uncanny ability to consistently find loopholes in the law, had once again pushed boundaries when it decided to host an underground debauchery-themed soiree in the seedy underbelly of Seoul, aiming to blow the mind of every participant.
However, in a turn of events that should accompany an inappropriate smirk, the authorities crashed the party just as things were about to graduate from PG-13 to Rated-R. A recent adage claims that "It ain't a fun party until the cops show up," which proved true as officers were initially mistaken for costume-wearing entertainers by guests creating an uproar of laughter and cheers.
In a not-so-elusive-fashion, Seventh Heaven dropped hints of the upcoming event on social media, through enigmatic posts that promised a "mind-blowing journey into the den of decadence," along with outrageous images and videos that can be labeled as NSFW—that's "Not Suitable For Work" for those who believe in playing it safe.
Unfortunately for Seventh Heaven, where there's a trail of scandalous breadcrumbs, there are also diligent internet sleuths trying to uncover the hidden event. Fortunately for party-goers, the event was still able to proceed, albeit with a few disruptions, as authorities attempted to execute proper etiquette when making arrests amongst happily intoxicated adults.
While mind-bending outfits and astonishing spectacles made for a memorable night that stimulated Seoul's party scene's imaginations, it wasn't enough to exempt the event organizers from facing the consequences. Seventh Heaven executives were arrested on charges of organizing an unlicensed party and enticing minors with ribald promotions. The minors, in their fervor, accidentally spelled "Sangsang Shenanigans" as "Sansang Sheneniganz" on their public Facebook posts— this grave grammatical error is truly the most offensive sequence of events in this story.
This incident has prompted a heated debate across the country about the moral limits of amusement, with conservative voices warning that the gates of Hades have been swung wide open. Detractors argue that hell is already here as they navigate the stressful 40-hour work weeks.
When the dust finally settles, the Seoul-licit Activity scandal may be remembered as a watershed moment that defined the limits of underground fun, or it may also become a cautionary tale for future event organizers in their pursuit of ever-more sensational party thrills: If you must provoke the authorities, at least do it fabulously, extravagant costumes required.
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Original title: Company Arrest Seoul in Sangsang, South Korea (general), South Korea
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